Roll her the fattest blunts, grab a hold of her thigh while you’re driving, close to her pussy. Don’t forget to buy her chocolate and more weed when she’s on her period bruh.

4master2chief0:

this would be her reaction.

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free-booty:

Does anyone else feel like a “filler friend”? Like you just sit there, never contributing to the conversation, and when you do, no one notices. You don’t really have a purpose or do anything and kinda just sit there existing. No one ever invites you ever or asks to do anything with you, and people even make group plans right in front of you and neglect your presence. It’s not that anyone means for this to happen it kinda just does?

(via shouldnt)

kngshxt:

i wanna learn how to throw knives so i can throw em like real close n graze somebody to let em know 2 shut the fuck up

(via forgave)

fuckyahumor:

unsounded:

commiefemme:

let’s be real nobody got over their crush on Prince Zuko

(via fuckyahumor)

hatelyn:

I’m not even going to lie, I judge people, and I judge them hard. if I see a person with some wacky ass clothes on or a girl wearing bright blue eyeshadow up to her super thin arched sharpie looking eyebrows ya I’m judging them because I personally don’t agree with their choices, but I keep my mouth shut and keep my damn opinions to myself because I’m not a piece a shit who wants to put others down. it’s perfectly okay to not agree with someones choices, but there is absolutely no reason for you to tell them that you think what they’re doing is wrong or to tell them that you don’t like how they look or dress or act. THERE IS NO FUCKING REASON FOR IT. stop talking shit and then defending yourself by saying “oh well i’m just stating my opinions!!! freedom of speech!!!!” you’re not just innocently stating your opinions, you’re being a jerk. 

(via forgave)